'She won...': Passenger on a short flight is sat next to woman who proceeds to portray the epitome of ‘bad’ airplane edict

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    Entitled plane passenger S So, I was flying today. Smaller plane. Short flight. Seat set up 1 to 2 in first class, 2 to 2 in coach. I (F40s) am in the first row of coach. Only one person is in row across from me. F60ish. When I sit down, she has a call on speaker talking to a hotel about her room tonight, demanding a room in a specific "tower" blah blah. Annoying. But whatever. I put my earbuds in.
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    Something is wrong with my seat, however, so when the boarding doors closed I politely asked the flight attendant if I could move across the aisle to the empty seat next annoying speaker phone lady. Flight attendant says yes, I go to sit down. Annoying speaker phone lady tries to stop me, starts arguing w me that I cannot sit there because the seat is "empty" and I am not allowed. I tell her I had permission (which she had heard me get ... fyi), but still she keeps it up.
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    The flight attend comes over, tells her I can sit there. Yet, she keeps arguing. Finally, I ask if she paid for the empty seat, because if not she needs to shut up and I sit down. She starts sulking. Flight takes off. She takes off her smelly sneakers and puts her feet in the small pocket of the seat in front of her like a little foot hammock. Starts rocking her feet and moving the seat in front of her. For about 20 minutes. (Thankfully wearing socks, but I could smell her feet). When she gets b
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    She gets chips. 3-4 bags. Eats them with her mouth open so loudly I can hear her over my movie and gets crumbs all over the place-floor, my arm, self. All over her seat when we left. Looks like a toddler sat there eating goldfish crackers. Finally, I look over and she is picking her nose.
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    Moist-Bag8351 - 14h ago She won 250 ↑ Share Reply angrycurd OP • 14h ago She really did... considered moving back but I refused to give her the satisfaction. 4137 Reply 1 Share ...
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    Jackalopeisa2nicorn • 13h ago I think I would have filmed her with helpful narration. "Now kids, look closely, the lady sitting next to me is demonstrating exactly what you should NEVER do on a plane! Can you just imagine how embarrassed and disappointed her parents would be if you ever acted like that!?!" ↑ 53 Reply 1 Share angrycurd OP 13h ago I considered filming the foot hammock bit ... I fly a lot and had never seen anyone do exactly that. And had I been sitting in front of her there would
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    lonster1961 . 13h ago Always keep a you will need it 20 Reply Moist-Bag8351 - 13h ago Gotta keep a round chambered at all times 4 ↓ Reply ↑ Share justsurfingtonight 1h ago in reserve. You never know when Bhahahaha 4 1 13 Share Reply ↑ Share ...
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    Cfwydirk 14h ago . What a wonderful lady. She gave me a laugh! Entitled and petty. Yay! 9 ↓ Reply originalmango You could've seen her open mouth chewing and raised her a belch and some farts. 44 4 ↓ Reply Share . Share 13h ago
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    BlondieTea 12h ago . You should have said something like OMG lady you should really talk to your doctor about that smell 42 ↓ Reply Share DynkoFromTheNorth • 7h ago This is why evolution invented elbows. 42 ↓ Reply 1 Share Fine-Willingness-779 10h ago Shame you couldn't build up some gas, lean to her side a let go 413 Reply ↑ Share
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    fintheman 11h ago What was wrong with your seat? I kind of understand her. (As someone who has taken over 1800+ flights in my lifetime). If the the door closes, I have an empty seat next to me, I'd sigh in relief then get comfy. If some stranger suddenly sits down to me in a seat that was supposed to fly empty, I'd be I off too. I would have not done what she did but I'd be ? Maybe telling her the seat was in-op could have worked to simmer the situation? Reply ↑ Share 4-1 -1 ... angrycurd OP. 5h
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    Sismal Dystem - 10h ago That's where you accidently, and unknowingly dump your whole water bottle either in her seat, so she has to move, or into her carry-on under her seat... This one is nice because it has a time delay of an unknown amount. 4-1 -1 ↓ Reply ↑ Share Good_Ad_1386 • 7h ago Into the shoes that she removed... (I once arrived at my destination with one shoe full of lager. I took my shoes off, put them under the seat in front, and the bloke sitting in it, who had been drinking almost
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    Sweet-Grand6500 - 13h ago We were on a bus coming home from NYC for the day. For me the most annoying thing is the sound of plastic bags, that all I heard for 3 hours and them talking on the phone 413 Reply ↑ Share karen_h 13h ago At that point, I would have sat in the overhead bin. 41↓ Reply ↑ Share energetic_reader8269 13h ago I love people 413 Reply . ↑ Share :
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    NOU ThaFoxThatRox. 12h ago She asserted dominance all over that plane. If you could smell her feet so did everyone else. I would have definitely said something out loud... embarrassing her on the plane. Self-awareness is important! 41 ↓ Reply 1 Share Good_Ad_1386. 7h ago Asking the flight attendant for some air- freshener? 413 Reply ... Share
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    GermanShephrdMom 8h ago Please, if this ever happens again, just keep shifting to one cheek like you have gas and need to relieve the pressure. Keep saying "excuse me" and snickering. Trust me, she will move. My nephew does this and I want to murder him. 41↓ Reply ↑ Share . blackwillow-99 - 8h ago Wow I would have said do you need a bib. I will personally make you one if another crumb lands on me. 41 ↓ Reply ↑ Share

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